I have a love-hate relationship with Russia.
One minute she can charm. Smiling, helpful, patient people like restaurant staff, hostel managers and most media volunteers at the world track and field championships create an illusion there is hope beyond communism, barriers and bigotry.
An example occurred upon completing one and a half laps (about 3km) of Luzhniki Stadium (the 1980 Moscow Olympic park) to collect accreditation for this week's track and field world championships. It was like orienteering without a compass. Still, once in the right place a little knowledge of schoolboy Russian went a long way.
After exchanging zdrastvuite (hello), the accreditation team went about establishing my profile. They prised out the fact I am more of a fan of The Beatles than Deep Purple as part of the small talk. They ask for a favourite song; I opt, rather cheesily, for "Back in the USSR". This elicits a group chuckle. "Ho, ho, ho," I reciprocate, while suspecting Big Brother will also become privy to the details. As Paul McCartney intoned: You don't know how lucky you are, boy...
A photo of my still glistening face is snapped for the accreditation pass and I am presented with a glossy diploma which makes a prediction: "In recognition and appreciation of your contribution to the success of the IAAF world championships Moscow 2013". A chap passes my goodie bag and gets a spasibo (thank you). His face lights up as he returns a pozhalsta, which, on this occasion, translates as "no problem". I find that I too am beaming as I make another wipe at my brow.