Who on Earth would want to be No1? Leicester City do. They won the English Premier League with two games to spare and, despite the best efforts of Spurs to catch them, the Foxes of the Midlands can thank former No1, Chelsea, for ruining Tottenham's chances.
The Kiwis league team are No1 in the world but their line-up is missing a lot of No1 selections tonight in Newcastle.
The No1 metre eater in the NRL through seven weeks isn't there and although Roger Tuivasa-Sheck will be missed, you wonder if he's thinking about the No1 sport in the country and joining Super Rugby in two-and-a-half years.
The Chiefs are No1 but will be in a dog fight with the Highlanders in Hamilton tomorrow night as they scrap for the underdog title of New Zealand while the undisputed No1 franchise in Super Rugby of all time is flying under the radar and hosting the Reds in Christchurch tonight.