Raid the NFL. Take two running backs, a defensive end and a practice squad, add Ohio State coach Urban Meyer and get them involved in rugby. What do you get?
According to ESPN's Kevin Van Valkenburg, you get a squad that would see the United States "so thoroughly dominate rugby, other countries would quit".
Van Valkenburg tweeted his theoretical team - which would include young running backs Leonard Fournette (Jacksonville Jaguars) and Ezekiel Elliot (Dallas Cowboys), along with JJ Watt (Houston Texans) - which he came up with after "briefly" watching college rugby.
He then went on to question the ability of New Zealand's rugby players when called put by a rugby fans, and said: "It's a serious insult to think any of those NZ dudes is as good of an athlete as Fournette."