A message in a Powerade bottle sent by two young friends sought love from exotic shores.
Instead, the handwritten note was found by volunteers cleaning up Tauranga's Waikareao Estuary about 1km from where it was likely launched.
Toby Barach, a pollution prevention officer with Tauranga City Council, found the note so amusing he photographed it and sent it to the Herald.
The 9-year-olds woo potential girlfriends by stating that they are best friends and both "so cool", with Daniel adding that he plays ice hockey.
But they also make clear they have high standards, signing off the joint love letter by explaining that its content is "only for hot girls".