In a yarn for the ages, British animal rights activists have asked a Dorset village to change its name to Vegan Wool in order to "promote kindness to sheep".
The Telegraph reported yesterday the village of Wool, population 5310, had landed in the sights of animal rights charity PETA.
The village, 200km southwest of London, received a polite letter from PETA director Elisa Allen asking, via the Wool Parish Council, to change the name to Vegan Wool, offering "cruelty-free" woollen blankets to all 2000 village households if they agree.
The request was to "promote kindness to sheep", but seemingly doesn't take into account the village's name comes from the ancient word "welle", meaning well, or water spring.
Dorset County Council member Cherry Brooks told the Telegraph the "ridiculous" request had caused a stir in the village.