Poirot, Gosford Park, a good old-fashioned game of Cluedo and The Sixth Sense - mix them together and you've got a "bloody" good night at the theatre.
Ed Sala's Bloody Murder is the latest offering from Harlequin Theatre, directed by Graeme Burnard - a 1920s murder mystery with an edge.
Before the play opened, Burnard warned it had so many twists and turns it was "like taking a drive over the Rimutakas" and I and my fellow audience members were left head-scratching until the final curtain.
Bloody Murder is set on a lavish country estate in the 1920s, where a group of murder mystery stock characters - the fabulously wealthy duchess, her long-suffering maid, her "useless" nephew, the exotic seductress, the retired army major, the inebriated actor and the endearing ingenue - meet for a weekend.
Eventually, they realise they are characters in a poorly-written detective novel and, being sick to death of the conventions of detective fiction, they decide to rebel against the author and declare they are done with murders. The author, however, isn't so easily defeated and so, chaos ensues.