"The use of this intersection is signifcantly changing... there will be a lot more pedestrians in this area... [it'll{ allow pedestrians and cyclists to get around as well as the traffic."
C1 Espresso cafe owner Sam Crofskey's business has been on the corner for the past 20 years and is yet to see one crash.
"Our cafe turned 20 yesterday and we've survived an earthquake and I've also survived crossing roads this whole time, so I'm doing a good job.
"This is a corner that used to have no anything on it. No traffic lights. It had zero before the earthquake and we were yet to see an accident here."
The council shouldn't be surprised that it would get hassled for creating such an eyesore, he said.
"They've been doing this one block for 18 months. And we all take the piss about how long this takes, but 18 months? The money that is getting poured into this kind of stuff, oh, I would do a better job [on council]."
Crofskey said he shouldn't be surprised by what happens in the city anymore, but he couldn't quite grasp what the council was thinking when they decided to target that intersection.
"I guess they're trying to build it for the future. Eighteen sets of traffic lights, and they all do different things: there's one for people crossing, bicycles, vehicles and trams, so there's no doubt that someone has thought it out but it might have been a bit early to jump the gun."
Despite having seen a bit of the world, the 18 traffic poles was a first for him.
"It's certainly something that I have never seen before and I have travelled a bit. I would be very interested to know if this is an international model of best practice.
"We've been here for 20 years and people have been able to quietly navigate this corner of town. Christchurch wants to compete on an international scale well, we haven't re-built the cathedral but this corner is all sorted.
"What I'm real excited about is, I've survived the earthquake and the re-build was a killer, I'm pretty sure they're finished on this corner. No one's coming back to put another traffic light in, surely. Maybe a roundabout.
"I'm standing right in front of it and it is full on. It's noise for my eyes. It really is like noise.
"I don't want people laughing at Christchurch and traffic management is something that drives me bats***, so she's an easy target."
Christchurch City Council could not provide the cost of the traffic poles, nor explain why 18 traffic signals were needed to control the intersection when contacted by Fairfax yesterday.