How many of us really want to see ACC open up to be privatised? Yet, if you read the National and Act agreement, that's what we're getting.
Maybe I missed the memo, because despite Pike River and Rena, we must feel we have our regulatory act together on deep sea oil drilling and the drill-baby-drill leap to gas fracking this Government is welcoming with open arms. Because if you voted for John Key, the man, you voted for his policy to bring it full speed, too.
Here's what I fear: Personal affability won over our own values - and no one wants to admit that out loud. There isn't the mandate this Government says it now holds. There is only the man.
We voted for comfort food. That is, if we bothered to vote at all. Record numbers of us stayed home and just ate it instead, with the lowest turnout in 124 years. We're so comfortable looking at the nice guy in front of the microphone, we forgot to read the fine print of the policy piled on the table behind him that the majority of us don't actually prefer.
It's hard to blame near-sightedness only. When we finally cleared our brains of world rugby hunks and remembered we actually had to elect somebody who doesn't wear shorts to work, what became the most profound issue dominating about a third of our election discourse?
Two middle-aged guys in good suits, drinking a tannin-laced beverage playing Get Smart in a pretend "cone of silence".
Getting dunked into Teapot-gate was like being forced to shop in the pink aisle of the toy store. No, it was worse. It was like we had the chance to date an interesting woman and we chose to jump a plastic blow-up doll instead.
Let me say it out loud: To politicians and colleagues who addressed it ad nauseam, politically, ethically, legally - endlessly: It. Wasn't. Worth. Our. Precious. Time. This was our once-in-three-year opportunity to navel gaze issues of real value. We ended up playing with puku lint.
It's not like this was an aberration. At the election before last we went crazy over a mail pamphlet because the organisation that funded it were the secretive Exclusive Brethren.
We say we know our values, but in actuality, do we value the face on the packaging of who leads us more?
I doubt John Key will have such an easy ride ahead. Not because the man has changed, but because once Phil Goff is deducted from the equation, we might see that the hill our Prime Minister has climbed isn't pointed in the direction the majority of us want to go. This, confoundingly, despite how we voted.
I heard Silvio Berlusconi has just released an album of love songs. Today, even that seems to make more political sense somehow.
This is my last column as a regular columnist for the Herald. Without doubt, the most interesting, infuriating, inspiring part of what writing in this space has been about for me - comes from you.
Once, an elderly woman emailed after a column I wrote on rape. She had never told anyone until that moment. The entire week letters poured in from silenced women using their buried voices.
I remember my reaction. I strode into the lounge, planted myself in front of the television as if God had just handed me the 11th commandment, and announced with my voice breaking, "If you do not like your work, if you do not find some kind of satisfaction in what you do by the end of your days, you will have lived a very, very poor life."
I'll stick with those words until the day I become compost.
I have found huge satisfaction writing in these pages. Your bizarre, funny, psycho, articulate, intelligent, ridiculous responses are what have made this column such good, interesting work.
Above all, thanks for listening. It's been a privilege.
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