I blame Australia. It's a safe bet the recent insurrection in its Labor Party inspired someone in New Zealand Labour to this week make David Shearer's life difficult. After all, the ALP poll ratings surged after Kevin Rudd deposed Julia Gillard.
But beyond that, the sheer dramatic thrill of what our cousins call a "leadership spill" appears to have encouraged frenzied conjecture here about an imminent Labour leadership coup. Suddenly we were all saying spill. On Twitter, the fashionable hashtag was given a Kiwi vowel: #spull.
And, in keeping with the spirit of the times, it was on Twitter, late on Tuesday night, that the coup was announced. Just after 9pm, Duncan Garner, former political editor for 3 News and now host at RadioLive, lobbed this grenade into a sleepy evening: "Good source. Coup on in Labour. Letter of no confidence being circulated. It's over for Shearer. Watch for his resignation."
Boom. For a couple of hours the political recesses of New Zealand Twitter resounded with claim and counter-claim. Some said they knew this was coming. Others questioned its veracity. And then Labour MPs piled in. Chris Hipkins was cross. "Your source is full of crap," he tweeted. "No letter. No leadership challenge. Stop making things up."
Suddenly Garner was on the radio, furthering invigorating this strange pyjama party. Patrick Gower had the letter. He would be on the late news to show it to us. His understanding was the majority of MPs would have inked the letter by the week's end. And Shearer? Goneburger.