It takes a special class of sleep-deprived conspiracist to imagine that John Key would have welcomed, let alone engineered, the Aaron Gilmore brouhaha of the last week. But as long as The Gilmore Show (or txtg8, if you prefer) played out, with all its dickheads, and Batman, and f - tards, it did the Government at least one favour: distracting attention from legislation that will change and expand the powers of the Government Communications Security Bureau.
The bill, which is being ushered through the legislative process as swiftly as a backbench list MP from licensed premises, will enable the GCSB to spy on New Zealanders on behalf of domestic agencies. It has attracted considerably less attention than it did when first outlined a month ago. Then, there was much more vocal disbelief at the prospect of the GCSB's flouting of its own legislation being remedied by, you know, changing the legislation so it would be flouting it no more.
Everyone agrees that the role of our intelligence agencies is of paramount importance. So it's reasonable to ask why this bill would be raced through Parliament under urgency. No one has properly explained why rush should trump reflection.
It is a Polyfilla bill.
And anyone who believes that the New Zealand Parliament is all gay rainbows and Pokarekare Ana should fire up YouTube and watch the debate on the first reading of the GCSB bill. Only a handful of government MPs turned up. The minister in charge of the GCSB, Prime Minister Key, was absent. A succession of low-ranking flunkeys took the call, having clearly been instructed to deliver trace-papered versions of Judith Collins' opening speech.