The National Party is way out in front and in big trouble. John Key is going to win in eight days' time. It's possible, if unlikely, that he may not be able to form a government. But unless Kim Dotcom can produce documentary evidence on Monday night that Key is plotting chaos with Kim Jong-Un and Suzie the Waitress, he and National will collect by far the most votes of any party.
And if we assume that Team Key prevails again, backed by the familiar minnows plus one or both of NZ First and the Conservatives, what then? The mandate is one of status quo. The campaign slogan is Working for New Zealand: in effect, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Not for them the vision thing. Not for them the lofty, wafty Obamesque slogans. Forget the hopey-changey stuff. Team Key's mantra is more-of-the-samey. The campaign advertising almost literally urges: Don't rock the boat.
In the 2008 twilight of Helen Clark's premiership, then opposition leader John Key issued a press release - one of a number on the theme - headlined "Labour out of ideas on the economy". The same charge might be levelled at National today. What could be more underwhelming than the announcement of a modest tax cut, possibly, maybe, to be delivered in 30 months' time?
On The Nation on Saturday, Lisa Owen invited the Finance Minister five times to identify "one new idea to boost our economy". He couldn't do it. "We actually think," said Bill English, "we're going in the right direction." And while his steady hand on the tiller might be widely welcomed, there's something lacking in the navigation department.
In Wednesday night's leaders' debate, John Key regurgitated a phrase he'd belted out in both the previous debates: "We are on the cusp of something special." But never did he specify what that something special might be. Are we on the cusp of a purple patch for Beauden Barrett? On the cusp of an exciting new line of supermarket miniatures? On the cusp of a royal baby called John? Our cusp runneth over.