The brain fade is back. That unforgettable theme of the last political year has seeped into 2013, with the fading brain this time belonging to David Shearer, who, we learn, had managed to overlook for four years a great wad of money sitting lonely in a US bank account. It's enough to make you wonder if the 20 tonnes of copper layered on top of the Beehive is affecting our MPs' memories the way a magnet does a credit card.
Who knows what was running through the Labour leader's head when he ducked into the parliamentary press gallery on Monday and chirped that, phew, he'd now added the account to the MPs' pecuniary interests register and hey-how-are-you-guys-and-what-about-those-Black-Caps-sweet-see-you-later-then. He'd have hoped they might chuckle, shake their heads, and leave it be. But he's no fool: that was always unlikely.
The revelation hurts Labour and hurts Shearer because it undermines their brain-fade attacks on ministers last year - especially with regard to Key and the GCSB's illegal surveillance of Kim Dotcom. It hurts them because, like it or not, Labour is in a constant struggle to convince voters that it is an able steward of the economy. And it hurts them, most of all, because Shearer's great and trumpeted virtue is meant to be a knack - unlike, say, Goff or Cunliffe - for the relatable, ordinary-guy stuff. Even better, he could trump Key because he had none of that currency-trader millionaire backstory. There's nothing ordinary about having a sizeable overseas account. And the really extraordinary thing is forgetting it's there at all. Extraordinary, too, is John Key's political sonar - as evidenced by his 63 per cent preferred Prime Minister rating in yesterday's Herald poll, halfway through a second term. He chose to respond to the Shearer revelation with an air of statesmanlike condescension, a kind of "well, you will get yourself into these scrapes" disappointment.
And a gold star to whoever came up with the response to Shearer's generic "Does the Prime Minister stand by all his statements?" at parliamentary question time. "Yes, I do stand by all my statements," said Key. "And in that I include bank statements."