Surely I am not the only person to note the remarkable similarities between Fonterra's no-see milk bottles and the Auckland Unitary Plan? Both schemes burst forth fully formed from the bellies of large bureaucratic organisations. Both have aroused instant anger and distress among large segments of the population, presumably to the surprise and concern of their sponsors. And in both cases, the fuss could have been easily avoided, with a modicum of foresight.
Take the wretched opaque milk bottles. This episode seems truly silly. Surely some standard market research could have sorted it out in advance? When I lived in Canada we would read about a town - Cambridge, Ontario - where the social, cultural, economic and demographic characteristics of the residents were a near perfect match with the population of Canada as a whole. A perfectly average little Canadian city.
For some reason I never got around to visiting Cambridge, Ontario, but I was glad it was there. I could rely on the supermarkets and manufacturers using it to quietly test out their new products before deciding whether to launch them - or not (in most cases new products are failures in the market) - on the rest of us.
Couldn't Fonterra have found such a place in New Zealand? Perhaps our own Cambridge. Or Hamilton itself, for that matter - a lovely city which has always seemed fairly average to me. They could have put new and old milk bottles side by side on the shelves in an extended trial - extended, because in the end we may come around to preferring the new ones - and found out which the punters prefer.