From the moment Scott William Paton offered to help a friend steal nine tonnes of native logs from Carter Holt Harvey Forestry in Rotorua, the foolhardy scheme was destined to fail.
A comedy of errors unfolded, which included burst tyres, spilled logs and a $60,000 borrowed skidder (used in a logging operation for pulling cut trees out of a forest) that got stuck in the mud.
Judge Ian Thomas sentenced 35-year-old Paton in Tauranga District Court yesterday after he pleaded guilty to charges of theft and unlawfully taking a motor vehicle, namely a $60,000 skidder, in 2005.
Judge Thomas said that from the summary of facts it looked like a "Keystone Kops series of events" had occurred that night.
The judge told Paton his plan to help out his firewood merchant friend had clearly been destined to fail from the start.