Monday, and the Variety Bash breakfasted at Waiouru's army museum, where Ohakune's Seuss Subbus presented the keys to a Ford Sunshine Coach to the principal of the nine-pupil Ngamatea School - where the teacher currently collects pupils from as far afield as Fisher's track.
The Herald leaped aboard the Ford dealer team Fairlane Ghia V8, a long wheelbase car that's packed to the gunwales with Canon printers to give away to rural schools. Up front there's Bondy and Gibbo, and somewhere the other side of the pile of giveways, Burnzee. They're all from Stevens Motors of Lower Hutt, which owns the car and enters every Bash - making it available to any Ford dealer wanting to join in. There'll be others joining later from Christchurch and Nelson, and my seat was vacated by Mel, of South Auckland motors, riding on a fire engine until I vacate.
Why do they do it? "Presenting an iPad to an autistic boy last year at Rainbow's End, and seeing how easy it is to make quite a big difference to a family... It's not until you get out and do this sort of thing that you realize how some people do struggle, you get so wrapped up in daily life you lose that understanding, and it's good to get out and about and give something back," Gibbo says.
"When you look back at the Bash you think about funny things you did, but more than anything, you remember the smiles from children you meet."