Queen: Kate my darling, are you there?
Nurse: Good morning ma'am, this is a nurse speaking. How may I help you?
Queen: Hello, I'm just after my granddaughter Kate, I wanted to see how her little tummy bug is going.
Nurse: She's sleeping at the moment (gives details of her treatment and condition).
Queen: OK, I'll just feed my little corgis then. (Christian barks in the background pretending to be a corgi). When is a good time to come and visit her, because I'm the Queen and I need a lift down there. Prince Charles, Charles.
Christian, pretending to be Prince of Wales: Mummy, is everything OK?
Queen: Oh wait my Charles, when can you take me to the hospital Charles?
Charles: When will it be alright to come down and see her? Maybe in the morning, if that's ok?
Nurse: I would suggest that any time after 9 o'clock would be suitable, because the doctor will be in in the morning and will just be getting her freshened up in the morning. I would think any time after nine.
Charles: Is Wills still there or has he gone home? I haven't spoken to him yet.
Nurse: He went home at about half-past nine, probably about nine o'clock last night.
Charles: Lovely, but they're all ok, everything's all right?
Nurse: Yes (gives more medical details). I think it's difficult sleeping in a strange bed as well.
Charles: Yes, of course, it's hardly the palace is it?
Queen: It's nothing like the palace is it Charles. When are you going to walk those bloody corgis?
Charles: Mumsy, I'll go and take the dogs outside.
Queen: I need to go visit Kate in the morning. My dear, thank you so much. Thank you. Bye
(Phone call ends)