As my 60th birthday looms (March 20/prefer gift cards) I'm wondering about a "contract" I took out on my own life years ago.
You see, today four very bad hombres are out there looking for me with murderous intent.
I picture these guys as shades-wearing Mafioso, flashy suits, short-brim hats, a snub-nose .38 calibre pistol bulging under the jacket . . .
And every day they just get a little closer, as far as I know . .
I can almost see their black limo nosing into the carpark, a darkened window glides down, one of the killers asks which floor I'm on.
Security will just wave them through though, because you can't really stop guys like this.
They just breeze into any home, or place of work like they own it . . .
Long ago I crossed "Signore Heart Disease, Stroke and Prostrate Cancer", and especially "Signor Melanoma". Now I'm regretting it.
I mean all that smoking, booze, over-eating . . . and especially the sunburn.
My wife and I, we're in this fight together and intent on buying time.
We see our GP regularly, remain smoke-free, keep the alcohol down; plenty of fruit and vegetables; we cycle, work out at the Northcote YMCA, walk Takapuna Beach . . . And that's all good.
Well, against the first three it is . . . But how about that Sig Melanoma?
He demands specialist attention. I mean, show some GPs a spot on your skin and they leave you hanging with words like, "I'd get that checked out if you're worried about it . . ."
See your local skin specialist
But my GP (a good one) took the initiative and referred me to my local skin specialists, Dr Boberg's Skin Cancer Clinic.
Here reside doctors Chris Boberg and Andrew MacGill, former GPs have undertaken up-skilling, postgraduate training and credentialing in both skin advanced cancer surgery and advanced dermoscopy to achieve Southern Cross affiliated provider status. And what all that means to a fearful former sun-worshipper is that these guys know a lot about early detection of all skin cancers - especially Melanoma.
It's a hugely satisfying vocation, says Boberg, adding the men detect the deadly disease at a rate of several cases a week.
This is due to our attitude on the globe, predominantly fair skin type and our love of being in the active outdoors," he says.
I was right to come in for a check-up.
"In New Zealand around 69,000 Kiwis get skin cancer every year, and over 300 New Zealanders die of melanoma each year."
But the highest at risk group are males over 50 years-of-age, like me, and we are closely followed by females aged over 50, Boberg points out.