Whitey told him to shut it. She stepped on to a portable stage she carried with her everywhere she went and addressed the gang. "I need a deputy," she said. "A deputy who the townsfolk can take seriously."
A jackass brayed - or it might have been Big Bad Gerry. Either way, Whitey ignored it and continued, "A deputy who knows to keep the attention on me at all times."
Ringo Bridges moseyed over to the piano and struck up a wildly entertaining honky-tonk.
"A deputy," Whitey shouted over the racket, "who will make me look good."
A man began to make his way to the stage. Whitey saw him and smiled. "Let him through," she said. "He's a doctor."
TUESDAY
Doc Shane was a slow and meticulous man, so slow and meticulous that it took him until the next day to make his way to the stage.
By the time he got there, Whitey was exhausted and said, "You'll do."
WEDNESDAY
As the newly sworn deputy, Doc Shane was tasked with taking the pulse of the Collins Gang.
He scrubbed his hands. He ironed his white surgical coat. He polished his golden stethoscope, which he'd been awarded when he rode with the Harvard School of Medicine Gang.
Then he took a shower and afterwards he thought slow and meticulous thoughts.
"I am ready," he said finally, "to see my first patient."
But it was midnight and the Collins Gang were fast asleep. They had nothing to do all day and that was very tiring.
THURSDAY
One by one, Doc Shane took the pulse of the Collins Gang.
Tumbleweeds blew down the deserted main street. In the saloon, a cat named Mittens lay on the bar, its eyes fixed on a dusty old photograph on the wall of Sheriff Key. The hands of a grandfather clock thumped forward, minute by minute.
Upstairs in the attic, Whitey Collins sat on her rocking chair, stroked the hair of her dolly, Miss Judith, and sang to it.
FRIDAY
Doc Shane climbed the stairs of the saloon to the attic. He knocked on the door.
"Come in," said Whitey.
She pointed to a chair. He sat down.
"Tell me your results, Doc," said Whitey.
He studied his charts. And then he said, "Not one of them has a pulse."