"Hither, Winnie, and stand by me As our dreams do fade. The road has ended ingloriously Let us leave the stage."
"Bring me mead and bring me wine Bring me a green-lipped mussel. Jonesy get out of my damned sight I always thought you were a complete [redacted]."
For the Greens
God rest you merry Green men and women With your complaints and your dismay. Your sighing and your handwringing Your harping on and on and on all day.
Bicyles and electric cars are all very well But give it a rest sometimes, okay? Marama moans and James talks ever so slowly Thank goodness for good old joyful Chloe.
For Act
We MPs of Act Party are Strange and crazed, at the end of the bar We're new and don't have a clue Following Seymour's star.
O star of Epsom, star of right Star of twerking night after night Freedom leaning, euthanasia's proceeding Full credit, mate - you always put up a fight.
For Advance
We wish you a sincere good riddance! We wish you a sincere good riddance! We wish you a sincere good riddance! And oblivion.
For Labour
Jacinda Ardern, Jacinda Ardern Jacinda-ing all the way! Oh what fun it is to win 65 seats on election day.