Cambridge police had a stink callout yesterday, when a spat between neighbours ended in a code brown.
The local cops were called to a property after a person put dog poo on a neighbour's doorstep.
"After neighbour one's dog did its business on neighbour two's lawn, neighbour two decided it would be a good idea to place the doggy-doo on the doorstep of neighbour one. Not very nice," police wrote on Facebook.
"Now I know half of you are probably thinking 'serves them right' and trust me I know how annoying it is to have a neighbour's dog (or cat) doing naughty stuff on your lawn.
"But there is a right way and a wrong way to deal with this."