A Kiwi woman says she's never heard of a case of snail mail quite like hers after a tablecloth she posted to Scotland returned home five months later undelivered.
Just what the handwoven tablecloth spent the intervening five months doing, Tokoroa resident Zena Munden doesn't know.
She said she earlier paid NZ Post $27 to send the parcel to Loanhead in Scotland ahead of her cousin's birthday on January 28.
It appeared to arrive at the correct Scottish address on the outskirts of Edinburgh at one point, but no-one was home to pay the approximately £18 (NZ$34) in import tax.
So the Scottish posties simply took the parcel away with them again.