He bought the car in Wellington for about $7,000 and almost qualified as the first recipient when he tried to drive it to Auckland. "It blew up on the Desert Rd," he said. "It got towed back and I had to hitch to Taupo and then rent a car."
This week the driver is fullback Charles Piutau, whose face swelled to cartoon-like size when he ate bad seafood after the first game of the season.
In charge of handing over the keys, prop Angus Ta'avao - 1.94m and 124kg - has already had the vehicle twice, for tripping over and after being pranked on a fishing trip.
"I can't drive without the sunroof open. I have to wind the window down and let my arm out. The guy who drives it the week before has to give lessons to the new guy who drives it - because it has a double-clutch to change gears. When you get the hang of it you get a few looks, a few toots and there's a great stereo - so it's fun."
Ta'avao said the car was a small part of the culture Sir John was building. "He's set up a fresh new scene for everyone. It is refreshing - it is something different and all the boys are enjoying it."