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"Remember the worst kid in your class at school? That was me."
National's Northcote byelection candidate Dan Bidois likes to share his back story. Left school at 15, butcher's apprentice and then some bridging courses for university. Got a degree, got a Fulbright Scholarship and enrolled at the Harvard Kennedy School of Government, became an international economist, came home to be a politician. He told me all this with a mile-wide grin. He's a charmer.
"I was a delinquent," he said, grinning. Yes, he was suspended "a couple of times", but no, he wasn't expelled. And yes, he has been arrested.
"Oh, some trouble with shoplifting, that sort of thing."
We met for coffee at the Hinemoa Street Organic Cafe in Birkenhead, his choice, where I had coffee but he had a green frothy smoothie that came in a jar with a fat plastic straw. Bidois is 35, just two years younger than the PM and the same age as his main opponent, Labour's Shanan Halbert.
Politics has changed, in case you hadn't noticed, and Northcote is going to be part of it.
Did he finish the apprenticeship?
"I'm a qualified butcher," he said, grinning. Although, he added, "I haven't picked up a knife in quite a while."
Time enough for that in politics, one imagines.
Becoming a butcher, he said, taught him the value of hard work. Also, two weeks after he started he discovered he had cancer. There was chemotherapy, the works. It was horrible.
"It taught me the value of life."
He admires Chris Liddell, the former General Motors and IBM executive who now works for Donald Trump. Also Andrew Grant, former Rhodes scholar and now with McKinsey and Company. New Zealand businessmen who've climbed high in the world.
"I would be happy to go back into business. Maybe I'm crazy, I've got a really good job, I'll be taking a marginal pay cut if I become an MP. But I know I could run a company one day."
Bidois is strategy manager at Foodstuffs, which owns Pak'N Save, New World and Four Square. "Half the population shops at a Foodstuffs store. Imagine what you can do with that." What, indeed?
He wrote a thesis at Auckland on early childhood education. At Harvard he studied the problems facing Māori and Pasifika school students. Do these things still interest him? Yes, he said.
I said Northcote school principals have told me they have one standout issue: teachers can't afford to live in Auckland.
"Teachers should be valued much more in society," he said.
Before coming home Bidois worked for a think tank in Malaysia called Blue Ocean Strategy.
The Blue Ocean theory says enterprises prosper when they make the competition irrelevant, which they do by redefining their place in the world or inventing completely new products. Think Starbucks and Cirque du Soleil.
Blue oceans are the opposite of red oceans, which are full of sharks. The red is blood.
I asked Bidois if he thought the theory would apply to the National Party, or to New Zealand.
Sure, he said. "It's about finding more creative solutions to public problems." He didn't have any examples. "It's a framework, not a solution. You still need to come up with the ideas."
Bidois talks often about how "commuters are stuck on Onewa Rd" and it's true that at peak times general traffic headed for the motorway backs way up.
But there's a T3 lane with a steady stream of buses, many of them double deckers, and cars with three or more people in them. At least 70 per cent of peak-time commuters on Onewa Rd do not get stuck in traffic. What else did Bidois think should happen?
"Auckland Transport have ignored the feedback from residents."
Previously he's advocated for the T3 to become a T2. Is that what he meant?
"Well, yes, perhaps, but I realise that isn't going to solve our issues."