Sideswipe: Something for the weekend

Nice job title - when you've got a penguin problem, you don't need a scientist with a fancy job description, you just need the Penguinologist.

Religion:

Draw a circle around the one God loves the most?

This illustration

from an old Irish Catholic school text book.

Gif goodness:

Very short clips capturing a moment 1)

Fire in the hole

2) Forget the apes,

it's the cows

we should be looking out for 3)

Double Soccer Hollywood

Picture this:

A collection of good-looking young men from the olden days (no, that's not those born in the 1960s, kids)

My Daguerreotype Boyfriend

may have a convoluted name (daguerreotype was an early photographic process) but it is less crass than its similar predecessor -

Bangable Dudes from History

. But the idea is to curate a collection of black-and-white public domain photographs of spunks from as far back as photography itself.

Hermann Rorschach

, the Swiss psychiatrist who developed the famous inkblot test, resembles Brad Pitt.

Kick of your Sunday shoes:

The just-released trailer for the upcoming remake of classic 80s movie,

Footloose.

The Alasdair Thompson memorial video link:

A tell-it-like-it-is

tampon ad.

Webpick:

Arty Bollocks Generator

churns out a handy paragraph of art-themed nonsensical prose at the click of a button. "Do you hate having to write your artist statement? Generate your own here for free, and if you don't like it, generate another one. For use with funding applications, exhibitions, curriculum vitae, websites."

Classic clips:

The "New Zealand is Yours" series of ads from the 70s encourages New Zealanders to get out and about in our own country - for drivers to take

public transport

rather than the car, and the retired folk to take a

coach tour of Central Otago

. But the best one promotes New Zealand's awesome 1970s nightlife...