Sideswipe: Something for the weekend

The 'Sausage Bonfire' made for a Bratwurst festival in Germany.

Strange sculptures:

No, not "turds on fire", as someone suggested, but a "Sausage Bonfire" made for a Bratwurst festival in Nuremberg, Germany.

More here

for those who speak the lingo.

Fashion:

As if a bikini wasn't scary enough, here's the

Zombie bikini

.

Prank:

This guy

tries to rinse off some shampoo

while another guy surreptitiously applies more and more shampoo to the first guy's head. Hilarity ensues.

Picture this:

The look you should make with your face

if you are ever a high profile political figure caught in a sex scandal.

Best sales pitch:

Yeah, a salmon pink Opel Vita is definitely a chick's car...The Trade Me listing reads: "Ok, lets be honest, this is a chick's car really, so we have a kinda limited audience as to who is going to buy it...We live in West Auckland where even the chicks drive 3.5L suped-up Subarus with fluffy dice, so it probably won't suit a West Auckland chick either, so we are kinda hoping this car might catch the eye of an astute business woman in the early stages of her career development from the posher parts of Auckland...

Go here to read more

(or make a bid)

Nip tuck:

It's true the older you get the more your political views tend toward the right; and it's the same with plastic surgery. I don't think I could go under the knife, but I find my objections now I am older and have had two babies are lacking the verve of my feminist youth... that was, however, until I happened upon

Make Me Heal

. The site includes women posting photos and asking if you think they should get surgery, after photos of ladies wondering if they should sue for malpractice, much talk of "Mommy Makeovers" and labiaplasty (yes it is what you think it is)...and as a consequence, I have resumed my strident anti-surgical enhancement position.

Video link:

Ukulele playing on Auckland's motorway during rush hour...

Video:

John Key Pronunciation Guide #2 (This is laugh out loud funny)

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