Me: "Hi Mum, it's me."
Mum: "Who's me?"
Me: "It's Linda."
Mum: "But your number showed up on the screen as unknown?"
Me: "My number is unlisted."
Mum: "But you're not unknown to me."
Me: "It's my number that is unknown, not me. I'm still me."
Mum (sounding unconvinced): "Okay ... so it's you."
Me: "Yes, it's me."
Mum: "Who's me?"
Me: "It's Linda, Linda your daughter ... is Dad there?"
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Fire alarm responsibility
Rachel Rayner tweets: "On the wireless this morning someone said: 'A smoke alarm is $10, a beer is $8. Tenants should take responsibility' ... But maybe landlords should take responsibility so people don't die in their investments ... (Lazy landlords, mutter, mutter, bludging off my hard-earned money)." (@rachelrayner)
Crunch! That's how to deal with the cone zone
"Two cones hogging a carpark space at the NZ Open bowls at Henderson deserve the treatment this driver gave out," writes Sandy of yesterday's picture. "If someone wants to 'reserve' the space, there are legal ways of making it unavailable ... Simply putting two cones there is someone's attempt at trying to hog a space for themselves. Anyway, it looks like the car in yesterday's photo is displaying a mobility permit."
Picture this: How many people does it take to change a hanging planter in Timaru? (Via Mike B on Twitter @LID_MAN)
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Comic relief: At last Superman and Lois Lane have sex for the first time...
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This KiwiRail Scenic Journeys clip reminds me how much I'd love to take the TranzAlpine train trip between Christchurch and Greymouth...
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