Spotted at the Arrowtown Autumn Festival. (Via Reddit.com)
Gold-plated plumbing
"It's not just taxi fares that are a rort," says Chris. "How about plumbers? Monday night, 9pm at home in Meadowbank, we trace the dull roar in the house to a ruptured hot water hose in the ceiling of the garage below the house. The electric sockets are being sprayed, the garage workshop is flooded and the floor is 4 inches deep in water. Emergency call to a plumbing outfit elicits a very grumpy response. Not only will there be a $180 call-out fee, but we will be charged $50 per 15 minutes, the charges starting from the time he leaves his home (45-60 minutes away), until he drives back on to his property. We shut off the mains, dispensed with showers and hot drinks and got a local plumber round in the morning."
Keep off the grass, please, or else ...
A reader writes: "In Porto, Portugal, there were 'no standing on the grass' signs in the parks. My father never has liked being told what to do so he decided to stand on the grass to see what would happen. Nek minnit two security guards appear and let him know in no uncertain terms that it really is not okay to stand on the grass. We couldn't understand the Portuguese but the semi-automatics pointed at him made the point well."
