There's a certain amount of ...er, swagger required to park like that (and have that number plate).
Baby before bedtime
Unsentimental American frontier diary entry, circa 1800s: "Wed 16. Rose about 5 o'clock, had breakfast, got my housework done about 9. Baked six more loaves of bread. Made a kettle of mush and have now some [suet] pudding and some beef boiling. My girl has ironed and I have made out to put my clothes away and set my house in order. May the mercy of the Merciful be with me through the expected scene. Nine o'clock PM was delivered of a son."
Bacon addiction goes too far
A woman in Grand Rapids, Michigan, ordered a bacon burger at McDonald's but got a burger without bacon. She "vigorously demonstrated her dissatisfaction" and received a free bacon burger as compensation. Her hunger not yet satisfied, she returned a few hours later for another bacon burger, but again received a burger without bacon. At which point she pulled out a handgun and fired a shot into the building. It hit no one, but she's now on trial for felonious use of a firearm. Her lawyer has not said what her defence will be. (Source: Weird Universe)