You say tomato, I say tomato
Pat and Bernie Taylor of Grange Motor Lodge in Papatoetoe write: "We had a young Singaporean couple stay with us at our motel last night. As we try to do with all overseas guests we explained the intricacies of Maori pronunciation, particularly the 'wh' sound. They picked it up remarkably quickly saying that they intended going to Whakatane and from there take the boat trip out to 'Fite' Island to experience the geothermal activity."
Gender differences etched on toilet walls
Before online comments: A study of bathroom graffiti from Otago University (2003) found stark differences in what men and women wrote. Inscriptions in the women's toilets were about love and romance, soliciting personal advice on health issues and relationships, and discussing what exact act constitutes rape. The men wrote about politics and money (especially taxes and tuition). Men also posted insults that were far more numerous and aggressive than those in the women's room. Only the men wrote racist graffiti. The trend emerged that anonymous women were nice to each other rather than being catty and competitive. (Source: Writing in the Stall: Gender and Graffiti by James A. Green)
Daytime headlights a hazard