Aussie explains it slowly
A senior moment: A Hamilton pensioner emailed Aussie toothpaste company to say he had to cut open the tube with a Stanley knife to get at the big bit left at the end because his fingers weren't strong enough to squeeze it out. He says: "Then a concerned call from Colgate in which transtasman Tina tactfully pointed out that the cap not only flips open. You can unscrew it too. Doh!"
Hilarious nights out at ethnic eateries
Real Dear Abby letters answered by sarcastic humorists ...
Q: "My husband and I often eat at local ethnic restaurants. When we're at a Mexican restaurant, I often throw a couple of 'arribas!' into our conversation. When we're at an Italian restaurant, I will sometimes use an Italian accent to say 'pizza pie-a!' My husband tells me it's offensive. My comments are made in the spirit of fun. What do you think?
