Coffin in capping stunt
"Among my brother's many friends at university was the son of an undertaker," writes a reader. "During one capping week a hearse and coffin were obtained, and said ensemble was parked outside a florist in central Wellington, while the formally clad 'undertaker' and his assistant went into the shop. At this point another student removed the valve of the hearse's right rear tyre. Naturally, this required removing the coffin and reverently placing it on the footpath, while the tyre was changed. Having completed that operation, the hearse was driven away, leaving the coffin on the footpath. The resulting public reaction was quite something!"
Child caught up in ID rules
"Here's a follow-up to yesterday's ID for ice story. I was at Whakatane Countdown getting some camping provisions. At the counter, paying by Eftpos and my 3-year-old wants to 'push the green button' ... At which point the checkout lady said he wasn't allowed to do this as I had a bottle of wine with my groceries and him pushing the green button was akin to him purchasing the alcohol ..."
Carpet clean rule shot down