A cookbook from the 70s. Yahoo answers suggests the title alludes to a prank whereby "you take a mouldy and very smelly sausage ... and hide it at a friend's place, then you wait to see how long it takes them to find it." I'm not so sure. (Source: Us vs Them)
Brief resolution for shopping centre bomb scare
In Mildura, Victoria, a member of the public contacted police to report that a black suitcase had been left outside a shopping centre carpark. The shopping centre and surrounding area was evacuated and the bomb squad called in from Melbourne, 500km away. Inspector Simon Clemence said the almost 10-hour security scare came to an end when the suitcase was found to contain underpants. "We didn't even need to detonate the underwear so that's excellent," Inspector Clemence said. (9News.com.au)
Nathan writes: "I found this staring back at me from the frying pan one morning ... my mate said it was actually me looking in the mirror!"
Accidents you'd rather were kept secret:
"One day, many years ago, while idly waiting for a ride when hitch-hiking I found a plastic cable tie on the side of the road and I put it around my thumb and pulled it tight. I then discovered it was a one-way thing and I couldn't loosen it - my thumb soon started turning another colour. Luckily I was outside my old country primary school during school-time, so I went into one of the classrooms and asked the teacher if she could cut it off. I'm sure all the little kids in the class learned a valuable lesson that day. I know I did."
