1. "I have a dog and a cat, and I HATE sleeping with the door open. Sometimes dog wants to sleep in the bedroom, sometimes dog wants to sleep outside the bedroom. But he never decides until I'm comfy in bed. Solution? Keep a laser pointer on my nightstand. Once dog decides where he's sleeping, I'll shine the laser pointer on the door so that my cat paws it closed. It has now become so routine that my cat will wait by the door for the laser before lying down."
2. "I was lying in bed with the light on and wanted to go to sleep with it off. I called my house from my cellphone and asked for myself in a disguised voice. When my mom brought me the phone I asked her to turn the light out when she left. Hung up both phones and went to sleep."
3. "I ran out of clean bowls for cereal. So I lined the bowls with foil, over the old food, and made a bowl of cereal. After that I threw away the foil and did it again the next day." (Via AskReddit)
King is the Sultan
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Make the brat eat - readers help
Hardline Sideswipe readers advise mother how to improve son's table manners: "You could serve him only dog food on his plate," suggests one reader, gleefully. "In his special corner of the room. Have a good dinner ready to serve at the table ... Hunger will definitely be the most powerful card to play. If he still eats the dog food you first serve up to him ... well the problem goes much deeper."
Another reader piles in and suggests a prison-style solution: "Give him those meal substitutes that are liquid, like the old Complan, so he won't starve."
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