Just a wee exaggeration
Scar story: "As a teenager I got into a scrap with an articulated truck in my 1938 Morris 8 Convertible, losing not only my car but also a sizeable chunk of thigh," explains Sue. "In retaliation to the doctors telling me 'no bikini for me this summer', the first thing I purchased with my new-found figure was a bikini! And 45 years later when asked what happened to my leg, I still tell the same lie - shark bite! Much more exciting than a car accident!"
A city with a ... view
BBC shock jock Toby Foster must be insane when he says New Zealand is boring. Have you seen Auckland's top 14 tourist attractions, as visited by the Auckland Explorer Bus? You can go up Mt Eden and look at the view. Then you can go to Bastion Point and look at the view. Then you go up the Sky Tower and, er, look at the view. Let the fun and excitement begin! Other suggestions include a drive past Eden Park (because they don't have football stadiums in Europe), St Lukes Mall (no shopping malls either), and the Holy Trinity Cathedral in Parnell (Europeans sure are going to be impressed by our old churches and cathedrals).
Damn hidden wolf instincts
