We're recording memories, not mammaries, okay people?
Wanting to avoid broadcasting any "obscenity", CBS sent out a dress-code memo to celebrities about dressing appropriately for this weekend's 55th annual Grammy Awards. The memo reads: "Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare flesh under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."
Munitions madness
1) Alex Evans, 7, was suspended from Mary Blair elementary in Loveland, Colorado when, as part of a game he was playing, he threw an imaginary grenade at his enemies. The school rules include no fighting, real or imaginary, and no weapons, real or imaginary.
2) Officials locked down a Bronx, New York, school for an hour and had police search it after a campus aide reported hearing a 12-year-old student say something to another about a gun. The boy turned out to be referring to a toy gun.
