Film producer Ross Putman (@femscriptintros) is tweeting the intros for female leads in scripts he is reading. The only change he makes is that he changes all the names to Jane.
1. JANE, 28, athletic but sexy. A natural beauty. Most days she wears jeans, and she makes them look good.
2. Though drop-dead beautiful, JANE (40) has the appearance of someone whose confidence has been shaken. She is a raw, sexual force, impeded.
3. His wife JANE is making dinner and watching CNN on a small TV. She was a pretty model once, but living an actual life has taken its toll.
4. Like draping the Venus De Milo in a burlap dress, Jane's sensational natural beauty fights through her plain blue Ann Taylor outfit.
5. A gorgeous woman, JANE, 23, is a little tipsy, dancing naked on her big bed, as adorable as she is sexy.
Eeryday Ken Doll
Realistic Ken.
Barbie's body image is always a source of controversy, but what about Ken's unrealistic bod? Clothing company Lyst came up with some ideas to make Ken just a little more relatable to your average bloke. Meet Beach DadBod Ken, Bearded Hipster Ken, and Balding Ken. There's also a petite Ken, as well as black and Asian Kens.
Zoo visitor fascination
A breastfeeding mother has had an emotional encounter with two orangutans at Melbourne Zoo. Elizabeth was at the zoo with her family and when her 13-week-old son Eli was hungry, she walked around the corner to breastfeed him in private. That is when two orangutans came over to watch. "This orangutan locked eyes with me and came over to check out what was going on," she said. " ... and then [the older one] came over and gave me a bit of a nod." Other zoo patrons saw what was going on, and a crowd gathered as the encounter continued. "They were all just in awe of what was going on," Elizabeth said. Her baby has red hair and Elizabeth said she thought maybe the orangutan thought she was nursing a baby orangutan.
Strange but true
1. The Olsen Twins required dentures during the filming of Full House, because they lost their baby teeth at different rates and needed their smiles to look uniform.
2. In 1982 the University of Pittsburgh rugby team was caught using human heads stolen from the school's lab to warm up before a game.
3. Roughly 12,000kg of human excrement is left on Mt Everest each season. Everest is a "faecal time bomb". (Via reddit.com)
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