Hey, Masport! Mow your berm. (Via Lisa Macready and snapped from the Ellerslie Panmure highway).
Shopkeep Holmes, I presume?
Shopping at Farmers Takapuna, Paul from Devonport was bemused to witness the sales assistant deduce from an elderly gentleman's purchase of several pairs of new undies that he was going on holiday. "This led to an extended conversation between them as I puzzled over whether there was a direct connection. Only as the customer was leaving did I spot the travel document wallet discretely tucked in his hand!"
Canadian man caught stuffing meat down his pants
A man pleaded guilty to shoplifting after he was caught at a supermarket in Canada putting meat down his pants. Packages of chicken breasts, bacon and steaks worth $71.32 were stuffed down the front of his trousers in a store bathroom. He was sentenced to 94 days in jail but during his trial, the prosecutor learned that the evidence had been placed back on store shelves for resale.
