Pun-tastic
1. Dude walks into a bar and sees three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asked the bartender, "What are those for?" Bartender answers, "If you can slap a piece of meat, you get free drinks for an hour. If you can't, everyone's drinks are on you. Do you want to try it?"
"Nah, the steaks are too high."
2. I was going to make a joke about a bank ... Then I lost interest.
3. This joke is set during the Cold War. This was the time when Bob from America was arguing with Rudolf from Soviet Russia. They argued about politics, about religion, about their presidents - even about the weather. One night Rudolf said it was raining outside, but Bob would not agree. He said it was sleeting. So they argued all night: Rain! Sleet! Rain! Sleet! The argument continued until Bob's wife pulled him aside and said: "Dear, you're wrong. It is raining. And this time the Russian is right, because ... Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."
4. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. (Via quora.com. More here...)
