Sex education on tap
"Recently I had to purchase an aerator for a tap," explains Murray. "This item fits on the end of a tap and distributes the water flow evenly. I went to Bunnings in Cambridge and found there were two types of aerator -- a male and female. Without thinking I asked the shop assistant what was the difference between male and female. I am 77 years old. He looked at me and said: 'You're a bit old to be asking that question.' With that we both roared with laughter. The male item has thread on the outside and female on the inside. As the old saying goes, 'you're never to old to learn'."
Not one of the wise men
There was no room at the inn for one drunk driver in Tadcaster, North Yorkshire. An intoxicated man driving a Mini Cooper was apprehended by the North Yorkshire Police after crashing his car into a steel barrier. The man had attempted to evade the police by hiding in a manger scene, amid the hay and shepherds and baby Jesus.
