Lonely time for teachers
"The 5-year-old starts back at school after a break and tells us there will soon be a 'teacher-lonely day'," writes Michael. "When pressed on the subject he explained that happened when the children stayed home that day and the teachers would be lonely at the school without them."
Listen to the nag, Jack
Robert writes: "My parents were driving through the West Coast with another couple and every time they stopped somewhere, their female friend would say, "handbrake Jack, keys Jack". They thought this was a bit too much naggy, back-seat driving from Jack's wife until one time, Dad and Jack drove off somewhere, without their wives. At their destination they got out of the car, which promptly rolled down the hill. They ran after it but couldn't get in to stop it because the doors were locked, with the keys inside."
