If you have a spare $28k there's a Delorean, a la Back to the Future, for sale in Helensville. Flux capacitor not included (via Trade Me).
Enduring spuds
Laura writes: "My mother is very elderly now, and often gets common words mixed up. Once, while shopping for fruit and veg, she couldn't see her favourite 'Agria Potatoes', so she asked for assistance from the shopkeeper and wondered why he looked aghast when she asked if 'Viagra potatoes' were in season. Another time she was struggling to get pantyhose on, so thought she would give footless tights a go ... so she asked the shop assistant to help her find the 'crutchless pantyhose', only realising her mistake when the young girl looked truly mortified."
Accidental flash
Paul from Devonport writes: "Searching for a park at Long Bay reserve on Sunday afternoon my younger daughter casually remarked 'that man has his towel caught in the car boot'. Our three faces turned to see the poor guy's towel unravelling from his midriff revealing bare buttocks and an unforgettable look of horror as he swiftly reversed to recover both his towel and dignity. My older daughter caused further alarm by her unguarded remark that she had seen 'lots of naked men recently'; it came as a relief to her father that this was because of her involvement in a 'naked vet' calendar shoot."