Despite a chocolate thief being caught red-handed, the stolen goods could not be resold because of their proximity to his groin, a court has heard.
Scott Michael Elliot (43) appeared at the Dunedin District Court yesterday where he pleaded guilty to a count of shoplifting.
He was at the Warehouse in Balclutha at 2pm on September 9, prosecutor Sergeant Chris George said.
Elliot was spotted concealing $26.38 of chocolate bars "down his trousers".
As he left the store with the considerable bulge, he was followed by security staff and police arrested him shortly afterwards.