Don Knight has no idea how many life-threatening infections his body struggled through during 12 months in hospital - he was in no state to count. "I was just hallucinating on morphine most of the time."
The 79-year-old's wife, Beth, has no record either but said it seemed like a new one every week.
The couple, who live near Kaitaia, harbour no bitterness about what Mr Knight suffered at the Counties Manukau DHB.
Mrs Knight said: "It was horrible and we could have done without it, but I can't speak highly enough of the staff. They were marvellous."
Mr Knight's hospital stays, the longest one nine months, were spread from 2008 to 2010. He had a bowel disease which led to the removal of most of his large intestine. "They perforated his small intestine ... which they fixed. Then he ended up with eight operations in 10 days," said Mrs Knight.