Recently I was having some friendly banter with a mate who lives in Hamilton. He rebuked my criticism of his hometown by telling me that we in Auckland are drinking Hamilton's poo.
I had to investigate this and found that to a certain degree it is true. Treated sewage from Hamilton is discharged into the Waikato River near Hamilton, and much further down, Auckland City is taking water. One day, we may actually want Hamilton's poo - a study by a group of experts recently said that waste from one million Americans could contain as much as US$13 million (A$16.47 million) worth of precious metals.
But it turns out that the human discharge is not of big concern as it is properly treated - we can thank Hamilton for that. What is more worrying is the dairy conversions. Cow poo is of course not treated. I was told that nationwide, our dairy herd excretes the equivalent of 70 million peoples' worth of untreated effluent into our waterways.
The problems are becoming so big that many farming leaders are starting to see that we simply can't sustain cows everywhere. Martin Bennett, chairman of the Dairy Environment Leaders Forum of the country's top 60 farmers has called for a halt to big conversions, saying that "reckless, large-scale conversions are undermining farmers' efforts and costly investments to make their farms sustainable."
Even Federated Farmers' Waikato President Chris Lewis has called for a moratorium on dairy conversions - a move that seems to show that farmers own lobby groups are now understanding that there is a limit to how much water can be polluted by nutrients.