Sometimes the news provides the best of stories. And so it was this week with former Maori Party President Pem Bird blaming his speeding on Pakeha.
He told the Teachers' Disciplinary Tribunal a Pakeha driver was at fault after a dangerous driving conviction last year. As a school principal he fell within their jurisdiction.
But his excuse was not what you might first think. The blame didn't lie with colonial Pakeha but modern-day ones.
"The white car however continued to tailgate me all the way to the end of the double line and beyond to the roadworks at the bottom of the hill," Bird said in a statement to the tribunal.
"There were two Pakeha youths sitting in front, although I could not make out who the others were in the back. It began to dawn on me then that it was perhaps my [Tino Rangatiratanga] flags that had caused them offence, hence their tailgating of me."