Gary O'Neill lay badly injured and trapped on rocky mudflats next to his houseboat for more than 20 hours, seething with newfound hatred for fried chicken.
The 61-year-old is in North Shore Hospital with a broken knee and eye socket, four broken ribs and four broken bones in his back after falling 2.5m on to mudflats on the Whau River, in West Auckland, three weeks ago. It was more than 20 hours before workers heard his cries for help.
He fell after a railing next to the plank to his houseboat gave way as he returned from buying takeaways, O'Neill said. The meal landed out of reach, but that didn't worry him. "I'd gone off KFC for life by that stage. I will never have it again."
He dragged himself into nearby mangroves to stay above the rising tide. A waterproof vest protected him and surprised ambulance officers found his temperature was normal when they arrived, O'Neill said.
His main concern was that he had nothing to drink, with light showers offering little relief.