As the flag fiasco grinds to a halt, bogged down with three variations on a silver fern plus an upside-down koru frond, out of the reject bag pops the Red Peak. It's a collection of coloured triangles that looks like one of those simple jigsaw puzzles you find in a toy shop, labelled suitable for children aged 3-5 years.
In a desperate attempt to resuscitate his dying campaign, Prime Minister John Key is now hinting at rewriting the rules and adding Red Peak to the shortlist of four that have so far underwhelmed the nation. But only if the other political party leaders get in behind the whole embarrassing exercise and, by association, share the blame when it all implodes.
With their public opinion antennas twitching, both Mr Key and Labour's Andrew Little are talking of a groundswell of support on social media for the triangles. Apparently, 50,000 supporters have signed a petition calling for Red Peak to be added to the referendum shortlist. It appeals to the young, we're told, which helps explain why it does nothing for me.
All those sharp angles put me off. It's too like the flags of assorted new tropical nations, not all of which share our democratic traditions. Countries like Djibouti, Eritrea, Equatorial Guinea, the two Congo Republics and Guyana, for example.
Designer Aaron Dustin says his design evokes the Maori myth of Ranginui and Papatuanuku, the sky father and earth mother who lie locked together. If so, why reinvent the wheel. The tino rangatiratanga flag (right), created in 1989 for northern Maori protest group Te Kawariki, already performs that job perfectly.