Porridge. Ye cannae beat it - until you have to eat nearly a litre of it in less than 41.75 seconds.
That's the world record, and six people put their bodies on the line trying to beat it during the Speed Porridge Eating Contest at the St Andrew's Day celebration in the Octagon yesterday.
Dunedin Edinburgh Sister City Society chairman Neville Jemmett said it was just too much porridge for some contestants.
"It's messy. It's not pretty to watch."
The eventual winner was Hughan Gould, of Dunedin, who finished his bowl in 1min 07sec.