If it looks like faeces and smells like faeces, it's still not necessarily faeces.
That's what 57-year-old real estate agent Grant Campbell Tucker will argue in the Auckland District Court when he defends a charge of posting poo to a rival agent.
Tucker, of Freemans Bay, yesterday pleaded not guilty to the charge laid under the Postal Services Act and Telecommunications Act.
He also denied a charge of using a telephone to offend the same complainant, Jonathan Charles Wills, with obscene language.
Tucker is a director of Netrealty. Mr Wills, of Westmere, is director of Custom Residential. Both sell homes in pricey neighbourhoods such as Mt Eden, Herne Bay and Grey Lynn.