After last week's column, in which I gave the Ministry for Primary Industries a bit of a serve, I managed to get the "big boys" to come out and play.
MPI boss Martyn Dunne used his large PR team to write a rebuttal of sorts. In my view, it was overflowing with faux indignation and outrage, but short on any meaningful engagement with what I'd actually said. Which is fine; they're entitled to spin things how they want. Though it does get a tad annoying when that's all it is. During six years of writing columns, I've had numerous bosses from various government ministries and lobby groups do the same as Dunne. To a man (because they always are), they've followed the same formula. To me it's just fake righteous anger, obfuscation, and a hammed-up display of moral one-upmanship.
They always bring the staff into it. How "dedicated" and "hard-working" they are - as if they are far beyond any criticism whatsoever, and how callous of me to ever suggest they're nothing short of noble. Which is totally meaningless.
Why? Because I'm positive that when I have a crack at obviously failing organisations such as MPI, I speak for the many staff who also feel like I do. Imagine being firmly caught in the net of a job you need, while despising the direction the organisation is going in. Have a talk to any Wellington bureaucrat when you've a spare moment. Preferably after they've had a few drinks.
Spin has been with us for a while now. It's what got tobacco companies rich, and it keeps the alcohol, sugar, and fast-food industries spreading the financially rewarding gospel of addiction. I get it.